It's basically what happens when you take an iconic pairing, write a gimmick heavy script, and never think of the horrific implications of anything that happens.

It's weird, abusive, sexist and a complete waste of Kathryn Hahn and Adam Goldberg (who should have ended up together). Happy listening!

This week, we both yawned through 1997's Picture Perfect. No one has chemistry with anyone. The stakes are so low they're buried at the center of the Earth. Olympia Dukakis is totally wasted. Jennifer Aniston is a... sad sack?

Is it actually even a movie? We're not sure.

We watched 2013's Safe Haven with Fergie's ex-husband and blonde lady.

This film. Was made. To torture us.

It's one of the worst love triangles ever put to film: a cowardly guy, an impossibly cool goth chick and... a zombie.

It's a Christian film about a plucky coffee shop owner who is trying to save her business and choose between two very different men... wait, don't go!

Marlon Wayans is too hot for his own good.

This week, we dive headfirst into the trash.