We think we hate this movie. 2007 was a very, very long time ago.

This episode is not going to go the way you expect, but yes, we hate it.

We wanted to like this movie but it didn't like us back.

(announcer voice) What happens when horrible direction, wooden acting, and misogyny collide?

This week, declare your independence from the idea that 1998's There's Something About Mary is funny.

Who in their right mind wouldn't marry Christina Ricci?

1992's Love Potion No. 9 is a bad movie that was built to be loved. It introduced the world to Sandra Bullock's charms. It also asked us to tolerate Tate Donovan, and we begrudgingly obliged.

This week we had hilarious comedian SallyAnn Hall on to tackle the gigantic mess that is 2009's The Ugly Truth.

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This month we are joined by comedian Melissa Rocha (@melisshious) for a very special public episode of our erotic thriller podcast IN THE SM(U)T. Our movie this month is 1993's Body of Evidence, a dreary thriller that tries too hard to be sexy and wastes the very well-endowed Willem Dafoe in one of his worst roles. Madonna is there also, for some reason. The costume designer obviously hated her.

You can watch all of our previous episodes if you subscribe to our patreon and pick the $8 tier. Films we've already covered:

Zandalee

Poison Ivy

Crimes of Passion

Two Moon Junction

Wild Things

We lost our minds watching 1994's It's Pat and this recording was done in our padded cell.