We hope the Italian Canadian community is pleased with our assessment of this, their greatest export.

Too many white people were involved in making this.

A long time ago (2003), when literally anything could be released in theaters, an uninspired director gathered three of the most interesting and funny young actors of the 90s and early 2000s (Jason Lee, Julia Stiles, Selma Blair) and gave them the most boring script imaginable. Everyone's time was wasted and the modern romcom began its descent into death.

Adults went to the movie theater and watched this movie. They paid money. They went to the theater, paid money and watched this movie. This, we will never understand.

This month on The Pineapple Incident we thought it would be fun to put an episode on the main feed so you can share in the misery that is recapping How I Met Your Mother. In this episode we dissect season 2, which is an improvement on season 1, but not by much.

It's Threesome meets American Gigolo! The world apparently needed that? For some reason? Anyway, Billy Baldwin is the best Baldwin.

Justice for the late, great Gilda Radner!!!

Here it is, the scariest film of the decade. The Test is a masterclass of terror, with a romance so unsettling that it may put you off men who wear yellow ties forever.

We really, really wanted to like it.

Live from the She Makes Me Laugh Comedy Festival at The People's Improv Theater, we dragged 2009's All About Steve, a movie which suggests that pre-Jackson Maine Bradley Cooper is worth looking at.