This movie is only 4 minutes shorter than The Master.

We didn't think we'd be covering a film with an Oscar-worthy performance on this podcast either. The D Train is bad, don't worry about it. But it's badness should be studied. We need to get to the bottom of this.

This week on the podcast, we tried our best to stay interested in the mumblecore dud The Feels, a movie that only pretends to care about the female orgasm.

David O. Russell never wanted this film to be released. We totally understand why.

Masterpiece.

For our 100th episode, we subjected the hilarious Milly Tamarez (@MillyTamarez) to 2001's Shallow Hal, a movie that expects us to believe that Tony Robbins could ever be a feminist.

We lost our minds watching 1994's It's Pat and this recording was done in our padded cell.

This month we are joined by comedian Melissa Rocha (@melisshious) for a very special public episode of our erotic thriller podcast IN THE SM(U)T. Our movie this month is 1993's Body of Evidence, a dreary thriller that tries too hard to be sexy and wastes the very well-endowed Willem Dafoe in one of his worst roles. Madonna is there also, for some reason. The costume designer obviously hated her.

You can watch all of our previous episodes if you subscribe to our patreon and pick the $8 tier. Films we've already covered:

Zandalee

Poison Ivy

Crimes of Passion

Two Moon Junction

Wild Things

This week we had hilarious comedian SallyAnn Hall on to tackle the gigantic mess that is 2009's The Ugly Truth.

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1992's Love Potion No. 9 is a bad movie that was built to be loved. It introduced the world to Sandra Bullock's charms. It also asked us to tolerate Tate Donovan, and we begrudgingly obliged.