This week, declare your independence from the idea that 1998's There's Something About Mary is funny.

(announcer voice) What happens when horrible direction, wooden acting, and misogyny collide?

We wanted to like this movie but it didn't like us back.

This episode is not going to go the way you expect, but yes, we hate it.

We think we hate this movie. 2007 was a very, very long time ago.

We're not wild about the original, but this... this is a mess.

We think... Julianne Moore needed to buy a summer home.

This is somehow a movie. It has actors in it. It was reviewed by Roger Ebert, which means that he must have seen it in a theater. But despite the overwhelming evidence (like the fact that we watched it), we are unsure as to whether or not this is a real thing that exists. Investigate with us.

This week, Jourdain and Kyle try to make sense of the 1998 remake to the Wim Wenders classic, Wings of Desire. It turns out, there's not much sense to be made of it.

Jessica Rothe deserves more horror movies, action, a co-star who has presence, etc. Forever My Girl is not good enough for her.