We think... Julianne Moore needed to buy a summer home.

This is somehow a movie. It has actors in it. It was reviewed by Roger Ebert, which means that he must have seen it in a theater. But despite the overwhelming evidence (like the fact that we watched it), we are unsure as to whether or not this is a real thing that exists. Investigate with us.

This week, Jourdain and Kyle try to make sense of the 1998 remake to the Wim Wenders classic, Wings of Desire. It turns out, there's not much sense to be made of it.

Jessica Rothe deserves more horror movies, action, a co-star who has presence, etc. Forever My Girl is not good enough for her.

Katherine Heigl deserves an apology.

Cinema at its best.

Denis Leary... romantic lead?

Tuck and FDR should have gotten married to each other.

This... isn't as offensive as it could be?